A Slim Chance

The lummox is going on a diet and cutting down on the booze. Hold on a minute while I have a bloody good laugh...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HAH!

...that's better.

I mean, honestly, can you see old dribbling porky loins losing weight and getting healthy? No, neither can I. Apparently he feels goaded into action due to a recent visit to the doctor. He has high blood pressure and is generally in a poor physical condition. He's probably plagued with cholesterol as well which I'm sure will be revealed by the blood test he's due to have. Well, you can't say I haven't warned you all about this. What with the man being such a fat and sedentary article it was bound to happen wasn't it?

So now he's out buying salad and vegetables and vowing to rid himself of fried food, pasties, dairy products and ale. Huh! I'll believe that when I see it. I just can't imagine him going for more than a few days without swilling Irish stout down his gluttonous throat like it's going out of fashion. And it's only a brief matter of time before he's gorging himself on food that is taken away from it's place of preparation and eaten at home. Lose wait!?! A slim chance indeed!

PPP x