Hi gentle reader,
I've had quite a wide and varied response to my recent post regarding the lummox and his lineage. And it seems that a lot of you have a very similar issue. Here's a quick cross section from the old electronic mail bag.
The people I live with are kind enough and have just bought me a new scratching post. But why oh why do they insist on having a dog as well is anybodies guess. He's an arsehole! There's no logical explanation. Just like your lummox.
Mimi, Swansea
I'm catered for by a rather well to do lady who insists on buying me Kit-E-Kat. WTF!!! She can afford better than that. Damn and blast her! At least the lummox buys you good stuff.
Jerry, Kent
Hi Pixie, I'm a big fan. It seems to me that your lummox is what they call a throwback. If the human theory of evolution is to be believed then there were these folk called neanderthals that lived years ago. Maybe he's a throwback to that. Just a thought.
Moxy, John O' Groats
Well it seems to me that those good people perhaps found the lummox under a bush or something.
Daisy, Ipswich
Have you considered checking at the local zoo to see if anything is missing?
Smokey, Daventry
You're lucky, my servant smells of wee!
Blackie, West Midlands
So there you go folks. Some good suggestions there although I'm not quite sure what Blackie is trying to say here. But hey! No cat is purr-fect (although, I come close). I doubt very much, however, that I shall ever get to the bottom of this particular conundrum. But keep those emails coming.
PPP x
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