Buggered off they have! Gone off for a jolly along the canal in that little toy boat of theirs and left me behind. But do you know what? Sod the pair of them. Do I care? Not one jot! They can stay out for as long as they want for all I bloody well mind. You see, I am Pixie! A determined, capable and self-caring cat. I don't need them to fuss and fret over me constantly. I'm aloof when I want to be and sociable when I want to be. It's all on my terms. And any cat worth his or her salt knows that. And it's an important thing for cats to learn, at an early age.
Besides which they've left a servant for me to cater for my mealtimes That Steve fellow who was here last October when they cleared off to Ireland. Nice enough chap although he's forever got a camera in my face (understandable) but he knows his place in the pecking order and that's what it's all about at the end of the day. He knows that I am Pixie Poo Poo - internet sensation, with a horde of devoted followers and he respects that. Plus, he is in the habit of buying me ham so that gets the old seal of approval from me.
As for those other two, well I just hope Ange can survive a week in a 9' by 6' space with Captain Flatulence constantly letting off minute-by-minute. My God, the mere thought of it is making me feel dirty to the point where I might actually have a wash. So no, I'm not bothered. I am Pixie and I'll do my own thing. And that gentle reader is important to me.
PPP x
hi pixie poo sorry not ben on for awhile ,guess your all sorted out with your cat flap ,stil waiting for mine see you had my master looking after you ,i know he is a gentle soul always got a camera in his mitts seen the size like shovels anyway do hope your feline much better .The other two are still at every friggin night quaffing flagons of that fire water they call whine always moaning and putting the world to rights them two .anyways pixie hope to get my catflap one day.seeya pixie poo
ReplyDeleteHi TTJ. Soz for late reply. Yes, your fellow was here for a while which was nice but unfortunately the scouse hippie was here also so I guess it's a case of the rough with the smooth and all that. As for the wine drinkers, just remember that we cats are experts at knocking things over. Know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink.
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