Don Juan

I really am speechless gentle reader. I mean, I ought to give the humans the meowing of a lifetime and yet I'm absolutely speechless. They've gone and arranged another new mooring without my say so. What part of MY BOAT don't they understand? The my bit or the boat bit! There I was thoroughly enjoying being outside ther cafe at Five Rise being admired by all and sundry as they walk past and now we've bloody well moved again. Don't get me wrong, it's a nice mooring and it looks like there will be mice to be had here but it's all been done in the most underhanded fashion again without checking with me first.

But anyhow, let's look at the positives shall we? It seems to be a good little sun trap here and I can and will be spending a lot of time sunbathing on the roof come summer. It's near Five Rise which I like. And there are no nearby trains to disturb my daytime slumber like I've had in the past at other moorings. So there's much to appreciate. There is one teensy, tiny problem though - An interloper! There's a black and white cat here who keeps jumping on the gunwhales and peering through the window. Obviously it's an attempt to catch a glimpse of me and before you know it he'll be hanging around trying to chat me up. Huh! It'll take more than the odd gift of a dead bird and some heavy purring let me tell you. I don't know what it is about Five Rise but all the male cats here are either love struck or horny or both. Sex maniacs the lot of them. Well I'm sorry fellas but my mind is set on higher things so jog on and try the local talent instead. So Mr Black & White may as well just bugger off back to where he came from.

The dog is still here but I'm pleased to say that he'll be going in less than a week's time. It's been tiresome gentle reader. very tiresome with his constant barking, dog hairs everywhere, and him chewing things (he had one of the lummox's slippers in his mouth the other day and I'm still gagging at the thought of it). So between a new mooring, overly amourous cats and over excitable dogs it's been a testing time for Pixie Poo Poo. But I'm a resiliant puss at the end of the day and I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. The dog will go home and any interloping cats will be chased away as and when. So don't worry about me folks, I'm ok.

PPP x