On The Move

Without so much as even consulting me the humans have moved my boat. I was just getting used to this Gallows Bridge place and now I find myself transported up the canal. We've stopped for the night at Dowley Gap, my old stomping ground and do you know what, I might just go for a stomp this evening. It's all well and good going cruising and I quite like chasing rodents in new and interesting locations but as I have said in the past - it's my boat and we'll go when I decide! But hey ho! Here we are. Tomorrow we're going to go up to the top of Five Rise Locks which should be nice I suppose. I've always liked it up there and I once had a bit of a thing with a certain cat who lived in the area. I won't mention his name and when I say I had a thing what I mean was that he relentlessly pursued me in the vain hope of romance between us. He was ok but it'll take more than a bit of billing and cooing to get around Pixie Poo Poo. Good job my big brother wasn't around or he'd have had some explaining to do!

I'm not sure how long we're going to be out and about for but Five Rise should be fun. It would be even more fun if that great berk of a gun dog wasn't here and of course I've got the humans to thank for that haven't I? Still, it's the weekend soon and I might just go and have a good night out for myself. I'm certain that the humans will have a good night in and do their level best to get alcoholic poisoning. You really ought to see the lummox and Jason going for it with the vino. Honestly, I can hardly move my paws for empty bottles. And I suppose being in a new location like Five Rise will give them another excuse for more of the same. Still, we'll see how it goes being out and about.

PPP x