Sorry folks but I'm afraid I have to report some appalling and frankly disturbing behaviour by the humans. They have occupied the bed during the hours of daylight! I know, I know, you're thinking to yourselves - 'what the bloody hell do they think they're playing at?'. And that's precisely what I thought as well. There I was contentedly sleeping the morning away when all of a sudden the lummox sidles in next to me and wakes me up. Then Ange follows him about a minute later! Before you know it I'm having to lie there listening them snoring away like a pair of chainsaws at that hour. When I should have the bed all to myself!
Apparently they were both suffering from cold and flu symptoms which is neither here nor there nor my fault. If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. The bed belongs to me! They can borrow it at night time. From when the alarm sounds to when they crawl back into it at night, it belongs to me. Of course, I don't use it for the entirety of the day but I like to have my options open and when I do want to use it I don't want my sleep disturbed by two coughing, snoring humans who to be honest really ought to know better by now.
However, Pixie Poo Poo is not with magnanimity and I let them sleep due to their ailments. How's that for being a caring cat? I was naturally disgruntled. In fact I can't remember the last time my gruntle was so dissed. But because of all the coughing, sneezing and sniffling that's been going on I took pity on the poor things and let them sleep. I even managed to get my head down again for a couple of hours which was nice. Of course, whilst being a kind and considerate type of moggy doesn't mean I would tolerate this behaviour in normal circumstances. If they hadn't been ill then they would not have been allowed within ten feet of the bed let me tell you.
So in future people, to avoid any unpleasantness I suggest Lemsip and Vaporub. Far healthier than constantly disturbing me I think you would find.
PPP x
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