It's snowing today and you should see the absolute tizzy it has got the humans into. Yes, gentle reader, panic has set in. They can't get out in the car to fetch basic necessities (which to them is probably copious amounts of alcohol) and getting to work is impossible. Huh! I find it all rather sad. If they had any sense they would take a leaf out of my book and get ten hours of sleep whilst it all thaws which I have no doubt it will. Mind you, they had better stay off the bed. There are two perfectly good couches they can sleep on. But no, Ange is working from home, the dog is over here acting like a dick with all his barking and the lummox is pfaffing about on eBay when he should be out there with a snow shovel if he was any kind of a man.
I'm not in the least bit worried by a mere bit of snow. I have my luxuriant coat and the duvet to keep me warm and there is a good and plentiful supply of food in my cupboard. Erin is the only one who seems to be taking advantage of it all by playing in it as she hasn't gone to school. Seems a bit strange to a cat though that does, going out and getting yourself all covered in snow and ending up cold and damp. Kids will be kids I suppose so I'll let that one go for now. But I may have to give her a good meowing at some point though.
Anyway, time is getting on and I must be off to bed. The mattress calls. I shall be spending the afternoon fast asleep and dreaming of long hot sunny days when I can warm my gorgeous fur by lying on the shed roof and watching the world go by. Heck, I may even stay in bed until tea time when I shall demand a packet of Gourmet Mon Petit and some Dreamies. And then, if it's still snowing, I shall go back to bed and sleep some more. That's how you deal with snow people. Not grit or tyre chains or getting into a flap and panic buying baked beans. But sleep!
PPP x
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